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If you’ve laughed, winced, or nodded along while reading Behind Every Angry Woman is a Man Who Has No Idea What He Did Wrong, then you already know the stories.

But words weren’t enough — some moments just had to be sung.

Here you’ll find the companion songs: funny, heartfelt, occasionally ridiculous — just like the book.

Click, listen, and enjoy the soundtrack to the confusion, the apologies, and the accidental chaos that inspired it all.

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🎶 Petting the Cat Blues

Field Guide Entry #7: When the Cat Becomes a Hand Towel

Symptom: You leave the restroom in a daze, realize your hands are damp, and spot a furry, jazz-club resident looking unusually absorbent.
Diagnosis: Social confusion compounded by feline disdain.
Prescription: Sing the blues and never confuse purring with paper towels again.

👉 Listen on Suno

Field Guide Entry #12: When Dessert Becomes a Weapon

Symptom: You think you’re offering sweet, romantic generosity… but somehow you end up distributing chocolate like a disgruntled maître d’.

Diagnosis: A serving spoon, a misplaced tone, and an unfortunate audience of witnesses.

Prescription: Learn that chocolate heals many wounds — except the ones caused by your own clumsy delivery.

Field Guide Entry #3: When Generosity Looks Suspicious

Symptom: You try to smooth things over with a thoughtful gift, only to discover it resembles a clumsy payoff.

Diagnosis: A fine line between kindness and bribery, usually noticed only after the damage is done.

Prescription: Next time, include a card. It won’t help, but at least it looks less like a transaction.